Proof that tumblr is filled with psychopaths
(In the best way)
IM CRYING BC THE ACCURACY HITS DEEP
Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.
"oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me" The Movie Adaptation
FOX is tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
FOX News: “Well, Boots, tell us a little bit about your band and the lineup people are going to hear today?” asked Fox 8 reporter Autumn Ziemba.
RILEY: Well, we’re a punk/funk/Communist revolution band.
FOX News: OK.
RILEY: And we are from Oakland, California, and we make everyone dance while we’re telling them about how we need to get rid of the system.
FOX News: Mmm.
RILEY: How exploitation is the primary contradiction in capitalism. And that if we want to express our power, we’re going to have to be more radical in our actions.
this is an all-Black band, from Oakland, and they’re called "The Coup." *buys CD*
Watch Fox News lose control
black excellence fucking up more white-controlled media
OH MY WORD WHAT ARE THEY SELLING!?
Salad dressing. They’re selling salad dressing.
does he come with it
no but you might
i’m gonna be a lesbian ghost for halloween
fuck you this is golden